Is Urban Dictionary this awesome for everyone?

January 26, 2011 by Joshua
in Blog, Humor

Urban Dictionary has the best definitions for my name. I’m too lazy to look up if they make up awesome definitions for everyone, but check out yours in case they do to brighten your day.

Here are the first few definitions of Josh:

Josh – He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good 🙂

Who’s your good looking boyfriend? Oh, that stud muffin? That would be Josh.

Josh – Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves p***y.

Josh is so cool.

Josh – Cool Guy, likes to making up songs, real funny, good with girls.

person:He’s so funny!
Person:Well he’s a Josh.

Josh – The most amazing guy in the world. Best boyfriend you can ever get. He’s sweet, intelligent, sexy even though he doesnt think so. Easy to fall in love with. Adores his girlfriend and never stops telling her how much he loves her. Gave her his heart and never wants it back. He loves making people smile and laugh and is good at it because he’s so funny. Enjoys comedies and is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. Nows how to have fun, and cares more about romance than sexual things. Hes just complete and utter awesomeness 🙂

“Who is that insanely sweet boy?”
“That’s my boyfriend, Josh. Be jealous bitch”

I can’t make this stuff up, but I love it! What’s your definition?

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