Category Archives: Humor

Simple math humor

on November 24, 2025 in Creativity, Education, Humor, Stories

Saturday I posted about a joke I did in a college math class. That math class did witness a great joke, but not by me, and it may only make sense to people who have done advanced math. The professor was going to prove that a certain group, which is a precise mathematical concept, had a certain property. The group is the set of symmetries of an icosahedron. The property[…] Keep reading →

A fun quote/pun I stumbled into making

on September 12, 2025 in Creativity, Humor

I try to post things of substance or that will make you think and act. Today might be more silly. More self-indulgent. I’m posting a pun I stumbled on—that is, someone was saying something and the pun came to mind. I liked it enough to burn a post on it. Background: Growing up in the 1970s and 1980s, one of the best known commercials began, “I’m not a doctor, but[…] Keep reading →

I wrote a poem: The Poem of the High-Fiber Diet (trigger warning: juvenile humor)

on June 13, 2025 in Addiction, Creativity, Humor, SIDCHAs

Am I going to get in trouble for a puerile post? Will it distract from my sustainability leadership focus? I hope not. I had a blast making the poem. Regular readers know my sidchas and standard operating procedures mean that I meditate as one of my first morning activities. Before meditating I go to the bathroom. Between my routine being so consistent and my diet containing so much fiber, I[…] Keep reading →

Racist jokes, polluting, depleting, and integrity

on March 6, 2025 in HandsOnPracticalExperience, Humor

What is integrity? Does it matter to you? Wikipedia describes it as Integrity is the quality of being honest and showing a consistent and uncompromising adherence to strong moral and ethical principles and values. In ethics, integrity is regarded as the honesty and truthfulness or earnestness of one’s actions. Integrity can stand in opposition to hypocrisy. It regards internal consistency as a virtue, and suggests that people who hold apparently[…] Keep reading →

How to pull out all your hair: Try to get an addict in denial to seriously acknowledge their addiction

on November 20, 2024 in Addiction, Humor

Do you have too much hair on your head and want to pull it all out? Here’s how to do it: try to get an addict in denial to seriously acknowledge their addiction. I’m overstating it, of course, but talking to people who fly, buy SUVs, consume more doof than they like, buy fast fashion, and are stuck in other addictions will say anything, contort any meaning, deny, obfuscate, and[…] Keep reading →

I get the joke, but to accept the humor means giving up. I’m not giving up because I know solutions that work.

on October 17, 2024 in Humor

This cartoon from this week’s New Yorker looks like it’s riffing on our time’s situation. I get the humor it’s presenting, but for it to be funny and for me to laugh, we have to accept that things just are the way they are. To me, to laugh at it would be like to laugh if during Apartheid they said: “Heads Mandela goes to prison, tails the government cracks down[…] Keep reading →

Petty Authority

on August 26, 2023 in Humor, Leadership

Regular readers know I volunteer to deliver overstocked perfectly good food from stores that would throw it away to a community fridge and pantry for anyone to take for free (there’s a fair amount of doof in it). I do it mainly to reduce waste to landfills, with feeding people as a bonus. It replaces watching TV, browsing the web, or feeding a social media addiction. I don’t understand how[…] Keep reading →

My silly names for fruits and vegetable when I chop them

on March 28, 2023 in Habits, Humor

I’m taking a break from sustainability leadership and my other usual topics to share something I’ve started sharing more lately. For some reason, while chopping fruits and vegetables, I’ve starting coming up with my own fun names for them. I’ve generally held back from sharing silly things that might make me feel embarrassed or ashamed. Some things, though seem to prompt people sharing back silly things of theirs or finding[…] Keep reading →

I’ve waited nearly half a century to deliver this pun.

on March 5, 2023 in Humor, Stories

I’m interrupting my usual talk of sustainability leadership, sidchas, doof, and my other usual subjects for a story that happened this afternoon. The scene: With family. People’s stuff and toiletries are scattered about the room. My sister moved some things on a table and knocked a tube of toothpaste on the floor. She heard the noise but couldn’t see what fell. I said, “the toothpaste fell.” She didn’t hear and[…] Keep reading →

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