Looking at their behavior, I think most Americans know how to help Vladimir Putin because they look like they’re doing everything they can to help him.

How help Putin:

• Fly
• Buy gas and oil
• Buy stuff shipped from far away
• Heat your home so you can wear shorts in the winter
• Cool your home so you can wear sweaters in the summer

How many of these things have you done since Putin invaded Ukraine?

I’m sure he’s grateful for the financial support so many of us have given him.

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