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Lance Armstrong: A one-man Breaking Bad

I try not to get too into television shows, but my roommates here in Shanghai are into Breaking Bad, a many-award-winning cable TV show, leading me to seeing most of season three, which they have on dvd. In the middle of watching, Lance Armstrong confessed to cheating. I couldn't help but notice in both cases His story began with a modestly successful man getting cancer Which he overcame To a life of more drama Got into drugs Lying Hiding from cops Legal issues Got in over his head, but kept going Partnered with other drug users All happening on TV etc etc Lance Armstrong is a one-man Breaking Bad.

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Know your self talk, know yourself

Yesterday I posted a short passage of self-talk you might have come up with yourself doing the self-talk exercises I recommend as two of the best exercises I know to raise your self-awareness (exercise 1: write your self-talk; exercise 2: voice your self-talk). Let's do another, this time in the context of walking into a crowded room in a social situation. First, have you noticed what people do when they enter a room full of people, whether a business, social, or other situation? See if you can tell from the internal monologue below. Something similar happens for the people in the room looking at the person. Do the following thoughts sound familiar for a person entering the room? I've finally gotten here. I hope I'm…

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Some self-talk you’ll recognize, to improve your self-awareness

I've written before about the value of raising awareness of your self-talk and two exercises to raise it. The first is to write out your self-talk. The second, and harder, is to voice it. I still consider the first -- writing your self-talk a few times a day every day for a week -- one of the best, if not the best, self-awareness raising exercises I know of. I start each client with it and each learns tremendously. For that matter, I did it again myself earlier this year and learned a lot from it. They learn a lot. For an exercise that costs zero cash to do and takes only a few minutes a day for a week, I can't believe everyone doesn't do…

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The metric system isn’t that much better

I think it helps to look at the world from a different point of view sometimes. You see things differently. When I did yoga, sometimes my teacher would have us cross our arms left over right instead of right over left (or vice versa, depending on how you did it normally). If you've never done it, try it. I doubt it will make you suddenly enlightened, but it feels weird in a way that might make you wonder how many other things you assumed were just one way don't have to be. So today's post is about values, understanding why you have yours, and how you probably have some for reasons you don't understand or care about. You may think you're reading about measurement systems,…

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People who claim not to judge and blame often do, illustrated, part 2

Following yesterday's post on the Daily Show's showing people saying they include and accept exclude and dismiss, here's another on blaming and finger pointing, claiming others are doing it, not you. Watching the clip is funny, but I'm including it here because it gives us a chance to introspect. The point of this blog is to provide tools and insight to learn and grow, and I think this clip does -- though the surreality of the bit where the guy doesn't stop finger-pointing while saying others should is amazing. The people in the video seem blind about their different standards, begging the question of what we ourselves are blind to. Think you're not blind to some hypocrisy in yourself? So did they. I suggest you…

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People who claim not to judge and blame often do, illustrated

Early in my blog I posted about how people often don't realize how much they judge and blame, even when they believe they don't. People often say others judge and blame when the others' values differ. When they themselves judge and blame they just think they're calling it like it is. As I wrote then, it’s easy to say you don’t judge or blame when talking about other people’s values that you don’t share. It’s more difficult when talking about your values. I find myself judging and blaming more than I want to, but I think I've decreased a lot. I've written about exercises that worked for me, making me pleasantly surprised at how much judging and blaming less improved relationships. As I've written many…

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Our polluted world

Today's post isn't on one of my major themes. Trained in physics, I like looking at nature and understanding patterns. I noticed something remarkable yesterday when a couple friends talking about visiting Hong Kong and Beijing talked about how polluted those cities' air is. As we all know,  many (all major? most major?) cities are polluted to where living in them is like smoking packs of cigarettes a day. People outside cities create just as much pollution -- often more -- than people inside them so even if their air is cleaner, they're contributing just as much. I'm no anthropologist, but I think our world once had zero pollution, that the waste humans produced could be used to fertilize crops. We've passed the point where…

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More on rules

Following up yesterday's post on rules, here are some views on them, and lack thereof, from Calvin and Hobbes. Click the images to see them full size. I'll let you figure out for yourself how deep and meaningful you find their take on life, how valuable their freedom from constraints other people can't get around, and how much they enable you to behave as freely. Anyway, I consider them great works and relevant to yesterday's topic.          

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My comedy sketch script

I've meant to post this script for a long time. In business school I wrote a script that ended up in Follies, Columbia Business School's student-run sketch comedy and musical production at the end of each semester. In my time there, Follies produced some of the best sketch comedy and musicals, including Every Breath Bernanke Takes, which got us press and a letter from the White House. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipJTqCbETog[/youtube] The sketch I wrote ended up a very funny piece. Getting to be on stage for a piece I wrote, including a line or two that got the 500 people in the audience to laugh on cue, with the type of laugh -- I don't know of anything that made me feel better than those moments and…

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Giant marshmallow dreams

People who have met me will recognize my favorite joke to start this Colbert segment, followed by satire on my favorite American things deserving satire -- corporate "food" and Americans' tolerance (passion?) for it. At least one of the products is right out of an Onion piece. I wonder how outrageous an Onion piece has to be that America can't catch up to it. Yesterday's post was long, so today's is a couple links to fun and funny videos.  

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The height of annoying

Is there anything as annoying as someone who exhibits traits you used to have, you've done your best to get rid of, but still have in you? It cuts to your core. I spent a week and a half with a guy who had traits the rest of the group all had gotten over a know-it-all couldn't help butting into conversations interrupting always had to point out what he knew that you didn't, no matter how irrelevant a show-off self-righteous, especially when confronted with how he annoyed everyone It's the list of most annoying traits! You know the type, right? We all know identify those traits within us, perhaps sadly. We were all annoyed by him, but his exhibiting those traits didn't cut to the…

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North Korean models

I just found this video one of my group-mates took that illustrates one of North Korea's benign oddities -- they make amazing scale models of things. Their museums are full of them. This video shows a model train. I'm not sure the value of showing these models. What do they convey besides model-making skills? I don't quite get it. You also hear at the beginning one of our funniest running jokes of the trip. "Leader Kim Jong Il" sounds like "little Kim Jong Il." We kept hearing "little Kim Jong Il did this ... little Kim Jong Il did that," which made it sound like they were describing his achievements as a baby. Then when our guide described what we heard as "Inside this train…

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Podcast from my August North Korea trip

Here's the first of two podcasts of four of my travel-mates made on our August 2011 visit to North Korea. The original is here. Jordan, who produced the podcast, runs a dating school, which is why you'll hear ads for it in the podcast. Neil runs a dating school too, among other things. Gabriel is a writer, among other things. Joseph took the most amazing pictures of North Korea I've seen. They also blog on North Korea at An American in North Korea and The North Korea Blog. [audio:https://joshuaspodek.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/NorthKoreaBlogPodcast+part+1.mp3]

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Spring in New York 2012, part 1

Nearly everyone who has eaten with me in my neighborhood knows Benny's Burritos is my favorite place (though they took my favorite dish off the menu again -- the bowl of vegetarian chili). Spring must be here because they put the outdoor tables out. This patron, Winston, was too cute not to take his picture. Maybe it's not what I normally blog about but can you really complain?

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Telling my awesome story on stage about inspiring my mom’s first marathon

Monday night I told my second story at the Moth, to about two hundred people. A bit scary, though not as scary as last time, but awesome! Improving public speaking improves your abilities in almost any field. Few structures match the story structure in engaging people to listen. That's why I stuck my neck out to practice storytelling in public -- to exercise useful skills. And to have fun, of course. Here's my second on-stage story, based on inspiring my mom to run her first marathon. I'm happy with how the story came out, despite my nerves and inexperience. I see ways to improve, though welcome feedback. I owe thanks to my friend Mick who recorded it, though he missed the opening line, which says…

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Communications skills exercises, part 10a: examples of voicing your self-talk

[This post is part of a series on Communication Skills Exercises for Business and Life. If you don't see a Table of Contents to the left, click here to view the series, where you'll get more value than reading just this post.] Here are examples of two masters of voicing their self-talk, Robin Williams and (I believe) his mentor Jonathan Winters. They make great role models for what level of freedom in communication people are capable of. Before watching, keep in mind you don't have to reach that level to achieve more freedom in communicating to others and yourself. According to Wikipedia, Robin Williams was shy until he began drama in high school and developed his skills through practice. You don't need the impressions, the…

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Communications skills exercises, part 10: Your Authentic Voice

[This post is part of a series on Communication Skills Exercises for Business and Life. If you don't see a Table of Contents to the left, click here to view the series, where you'll get more value than reading just this post.] I've found tremendous success with a conversation technique I developed recently. When you get it, it's almost too simple to do, but it takes a practice to get it. And it can be scary at first. But with practice it builds and shows confidence and self-awareness. Background It follows up and builds on the most effective self-awareness exercise I know that I wrote about before. I found another write-up of a variation called "How to listen to and change your self talk" for…

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McLibel

By the way, having mentioned McLibel and the difference between "food" and food and between "meat" and meat, and as long as I'm on the topic of reasonable talk about eating, I can't help mention more about the case. Quoting from a web page devoted to the case, The McLibel Trial is the infamous British court case between McDonald's and a former postman & a gardener from London (Helen Steel and Dave Morris). It ran for two and a half years and became the longest ever English trial. The defendants were denied legal aid and their right to a jury, so the whole trial was heard by a single Judge, Mr Justice Bell. He delivered his verdictin June 1997. The verdict was devastating for McDonald's.…

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Comedian Chris Rock can solve all your relationship problems

Here is the solution to any relationship problems you have. Whatever problems you and any significant others have, just watch Chris Rock videos online until you find him joking about exactly your issue, realize what you thought was the most important problem in the world you'd never get over is a trivial thing everyone goes through, laugh about it and how unjustifiably self-important you felt, and get over it. Then go back to enjoying life. And stay humble. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M902ZJHzaLE[/youtube] Sometimes you have to watch a couple other comedians to get to it, but the principle works.

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Audio interview: ultimate frisbee in Pyongyang, North Korea

On Sunday, September 4, 2011, I played in the first ever ultimate Frisbee games and tournament in North Korea in Pyongyang. North Korea is as much a frontier to Americans as any place on Earth today. I believe like ping-pong diplomacy opened China before Nixon did, so will ultimate play a greater role in normalizing relations with North Korea than any traditional diplomacy. This interview talks about the emotions involved and how sport transcends language and cultural barriers. Small interface: [audio:https://joshuaspodek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ultimate_in_north_korea.mp3] Big interface: [videofile]https://joshuaspodek.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ultimate_in_north_korea.mp3[/videofile] — EDIT: I incorporated some of this interview (edited and polished) in my ebook, Understanding North Korea: Demystifying the World’s Most Misunderstood Country. I wrote the book to help increase understanding, communication, and freedom.

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Audio interview: sales lessons from a great failure

Spectacular failures teach us our most valuable lessons. In this interview, I talk about my first, and most painful, sales failure growth experience. I wanted to crawl under a rock and die, but the meeting crept on. Afterward I didn't want to continue in business, let alone do any sales. The word I was looking for at 2:38 was condescension, by the way. My business partner's perspective -- that you win some and you lose some; we didn't win this one but the next would be better -- changed my life for the better as one of the major steps forward into business and entrepreneurship for me. So this anecdote marked the beginning of something very rewarding in my life. Since that meeting, especially with…

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The essence of creativity, as expressed by Man Ray

Why do we create and invent? Many people enjoy creating, but can't express why -- what they get out of it or what motivates them. The masters often express these things best -- mastery often requires understanding your motivations. A quote by Man Ray has stuck with me for years after first hearing it on an American Masters documentary on him. I believe it expresses a, or perhaps the, fundamental reason we create. He talks about fine art, but his answer is general. I'll let him say it best below. I'll say a bit on the matter in my words so you can see how much better he puts it. I believe we create art to express emotions words don't or can't. Any emotion is…

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The best day of the year!
Aldrin poses on the Moon, allowing Armstrong to photograph both of them using the visor's reflection.

The best day of the year!

Although July 20th is celebrated the world over first and foremost as my birthday, it also happens to be the anniversary of a human first stepping on the moon. According to Wikipedia's page on Apollo 11 Apollo 11 was the spaceflight that landed the first humans on Earth's Moon on July 20, 1969 (20:17:40 UTC). The mission, carried out by the United States, is considered a major accomplishment in the history of space exploration. Launched from Florida on July 16, the fifth manned mission, and the third lunar mission of NASA's Apollo program, was crewed by Commander Neil Armstrong, Command Module Pilot Michael Collins, and Lunar Module Pilot Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin, Jr. On July 20, Armstrong and Aldrin landed in the Sea of Tranquillity and…

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How to tell if someone is good at something

Two observations I've made about how good people are at things: People who aren't good at something talk about how awesome they are at it. People who are great at something talk about the humiliations and failures that got them good at it. I've found this pattern far more accurate than I would have expected. I love hearing stories from people about the disasters that made them who they are. That's how I know they're good at the thing at hand. They've gotten over their insecurity through experience and aren't afraid to share. People who are afraid to share tend not to be so good at the thing -- I think because they are afraid of being associated with the failure. Incidentally, the stories about…

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Silly joke

My friend Zan posted: "Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Translation: Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound)" I responded: "ateverwhay isway aidsay inway igpay atinlay oundssay etardedray."

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